Bitcoin's best jokes

1. Definition: the concept of bitcoin was first proposed by Nakamoto in 2009. According to Nakamoto's idea, open source software is designed and released, and P2P network is built on it. Bitcoin is a kind of P2P form of digital currency, which is generated by a large number of calculations according to a specific algorithm. Bitcoin economy uses the distributed database composed of many nodes in the whole P2P network to confirm and record all transactions, and uses the design of cryptography to ensure the security of all aspects of money circulation
generally speaking, bitcoin has the following properties:
1, no issuer. Bitcoin is a decentralized payment system that does not rely on specific monetary institutions
2, cannot be copied. The biggest difference between the computer world and nature is that nothing in the computer world can't be copied, but the peculiarity of bitcoin is that it can't be copied. If you give it to others, you will lose it
3, the quantity is limited. The total number will be permanently limited to 21 million
these three points are very similar to gold
4, it has no value in itself. Bitcoin has value only in circulation
this is similar to the currency issued by the government
5. There is no upper or lower limit for the daily rise or fall of bitcoin. Many investors have become rich overnight, and many people are destitute.
I think that as the general public, they only need to know these

2.

Recently, the award-winning sentiment of the winners of a company's annual meeting spread in the circle of wechat friends: "first of all, I sincerely thank the company for rewarding me with 10 bitcoins worth 630000 yuan, and I feel lucky that I can win the prize worth 590000 yuan. Next, I'm going to make a good plan on how to use the 570000 yuan, after all, 550000 yuan is not a small amount...". Although it's just a joke, the price of bitcoin has been falling as it said

some analysts also believe that the trading price of bitcoin once fell below US $6000 before the chairman of the Commodity Futures Commission (CFTC) and the securities and Futures Commission (SEC), the two major US regulators, testified in the Senate on February 6 because of concerns about the US government's strict supervision. According to the testimony of CFTC and SEC presidents, they believe that Congress should consider expanding the scope of supervision of cryptocurrencies such as bitcoin, because most of these assets are not subject to investor protection laws

3. Hello, there is no weakness of bitcoin. The bitcoin network is robust, but the bitcoin trading platform is fragile. Trading platform is usually a website, which will be attacked by hackers or shut down by competent authorities

transaction confirmation takes a long time. When bitcoin wallet is first installed, it will consume a lot of time to download historical transaction data blocks. While bitcoin transaction, in order to confirm the accuracy of data, it will take some time to interact with P2P network, and the transaction will be completed only after the whole network is confirmed

the price fluctuates greatly. Due to the intervention of a large number of speculators, the price of bitcoin for cash fluctuates like a roller coaster. Making bitcoin more suitable for speculation rather than anonymous trading

the public did not understand the principle, and the traditional financial practitioners resisted. Active netizens understand the principle of P2P network and know that bitcoin has no legal person to manipulate and control. But the public doesn't understand, and many people can't even tell the difference between bitcoin and q-coin“ "No issuer" is the advantage of bitcoin, but in the view of traditional financial practitioners, "no issuer" currency is worthless.

4. Bitcoin is a kind of currency. Just like RMB and US dollar, there is no good or bad
however, its price on each exchange is different, with time difference and price difference. It's OK to recommend a good exchange. I've been playing for many years, and the price of bitcoin inside is generally higher than that of the outside exchange. And his brand is boutique currency exchange. He is the currency exchange. Hahaha, it's like advertising. Just go to the Internet
if you write with your heart, please accept it.

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6.

bus line: no.803, the whole journey is about 3.8km

1. Take no.803 from Tianyin Avenue subway station, pass 7 stops, and reach the district Citizen Square Station

2. Walk about 230m to Jiangning citizen center

7. Eye hospital in happiness street, the road is not wide, seemingly no bus!! From the bus station, health Street and Weizhou intersection to the north of 5600 meters, to happiness street to the east of 200 meters. A taxi should start at six yuan.. However, I suggest that patients with eye diseases should go to the ophthalmology department of the affiliated hospital~~~~

8. From Hangzhou passenger transport center station, walk to Hangzhou passenger transport center, take bus k101, take bus No. 17, get off at Huanglongdong station, transfer to bus No. Y4 or Y5, take bus No. 14, and get off at Songcheng

9. Wal Mart, in Bayi Square
Tianhong Department store, at the junction of Zhongshan Road and Xiangshan South Road
Baisheng, at the junction of Zhongshan Road and Xiangshan North Road
department store, at the east of Zhongshan Road
Lihua shopping plaza, at the East of Ruzi Road, Bayi Square
Bubugao supermarket, this is relatively small, at Bayi Bridge, Shengli intersection
agro instrial and commercial supermarket, It's owned by the boss in Shanghai, and it's relatively small. It's in HONGKELONG department store at the west entrance of Ruzi Road, in BaiHuaZhou, on Zhongshan Road, opposite the lake in Bayi park