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『壹』 你最讨厌的国漫女主是哪位

我觉得我最讨厌的国漫女主是《人渣的本愿》中的皆川茜。我想了很久，想不出这个角色是什么属性。我无法习惯。然后我想到了“戏剧性”和“表演”结合情节的狗血水平，这让我很不舒服。 一般电影同时追求情节和人物塑造，而动画则追求人物塑造。

内核散发出一种完全不可接受的意识形态价值。 虽然她是一名教师，教书育人，但她表面上看起来很纯洁，内心却扭曲得无穷无尽。她和剧中所有的男人都发生过性关系。和她睡过的人是一个蓝色的水池，仍然假装纯洁。此外，当她遇到真心对待她的钟敬明海时，她定下了一条规则:“你可以喜欢我，但我要跟别人乱搞，而你不许去跟别人乱搞”当时我非常焦虑，不知道如何形容。所以我觉得我最讨厌的国漫女主是《人渣的本愿》中的皆川茜。

『贰』 《三国杀》中，哪些人物死去前的台词让你听了很难忘

《三国杀》作为一款三国题材的卡牌桌游，在取材方面无疑是成功的，尤其是武将台词，简简单单的几句话甚至概括其一生的风雨。

王异是雍州部将赵昂的妻子，她多次参与击退马超的秘计，当时儿子落入贼人之手，丈夫赵昂担心儿子的安危还在踟蹰，王异厉声责问丈夫，使其坚定信念抗拒外敌。最后儿子被贼人所害，所以王异与西凉铁骑可谓是国仇家恨，配上略带贞烈的阵亡台词，让人可谓可叹！

『叁』 这个表情什么意思

聊天表情表达对方的情绪，但是有时候聊天表情也是表达不准确，不用太在意，但是这个表情看起来很惆怅，可以根据聊天记录猜猜看对方想要什么。

『肆』 英文电影独白，适合一个女生，3-4分，采纳后追加

有一部是讲威尼斯女诗人,政绩veronica franco的影片叫红颜祸水。（the Honest courtsan.）

里头最后面有一段很棒的独白！

I will confess, Your Grace.
我认罪，法官大人

法官: That will please God.Proceed.
上帝会宽恕你的。开始吧。

I confess...as a girl I loved a man who would not marry me for want of a dowry.
我承认，当我还是一个女孩时，我爱上了一个男人，但他不会娶一个没有嫁妆的女孩。
I confess I had a mother who taught me a different way of life.
我承认，我有一个母亲，他教会我另一种生存方式
One I resisted at first but learned to embrace.
一种我开始反对，但最终学会接受的方式。
I confess I became a courtesan.
我承认我成为了一个政妓。
Traded yearning for power, welcomed many
rather than be owned by one.
用欲望去换取势力，我愿接受众多，与其被一人拥有。
I confess I embraced a whore's freedom
over a wife's obedience.
我承认我拥护一个妓女的自由多余一个妻子的尊顺。

法官:This is not repentance.
你这不是在忏悔！

What am I to do?
那我应该怎么做？
I must confess my evil.
These are my sins.
我必须承认我所有的邪恶。这些都是我的罪.

修道士：She must repent witchcraft.
她必须为她的巫术忏悔

国王：I see no harm in hearing her.
She will save or damn herself.
我不认为听听她“悔过”会有什么问题！
她将拯救或诋毁她自己，这是他的选择。

法官：The prisoner has already damned herself，But if it pleases the esteemed doge of Venice...she may continue her heresy.
犯人已经在诋毁自己了。但如果威尼斯的国王愿意听，她可以继续。

I confess I find more ecstasy
in passion than in prayer.
我承认，我在激情比在祷告中找到了更多的喜悦。
I confess...
我承认
I confess I pray still......to feel the touch of my lover's lips...
...his hands upon me...
...his arms enfolding me.
我承认，我仍然祈祷着我能再一次感受我爱人的唇，他手掌的安抚，他拥抱着我的臂膀。
Such surrender has been mine.
我仍为之屈服。

I confess I hunger still
to be filled and inflamed.
我承认，我的饥渴仍向往着被倾注被燃烧！
To melt into the dream of us......beyond this troubled place...
在我们的梦中被融化，离开这个迷乱的地方。。。

...to where we are not even ourselves.
去到一个我们已不再是自己的地方。。。
To know that always...
知道那里
...always this is mine.
那里将永远属于我。
If this had not been mine,
if I had lived another way...
如果我为曾拥有过这些，我曾以另一种方式生存。
...a child to a husband's whim...my soul hardened from lack of touch
and lack of love...
相夫教子，我的灵魂会因为这个无触无爱的方式而变得僵硬。
...I confess such endless days
and nights...
我承认这种永无天日的生活
...would be punishment greater
than any you could mete out.
将比你任何的惩罚还要大！

法官：Finished?
你结束了？

No, Your Grace.
没有，法官大人
You, all of you...
你，你们所有人
...who hunger for what I give but cannot bear to see such power in a woman...
你们渴望着我所给于的一切，但却无法容纳一个女子可以拥有这样的力量。
...you call God's greatest gift...
你们称上帝所赐予的最好的礼物。。。
...ourselves...
我们。。。
...our yearning, our need to love,
我的欲望，我们对爱的渴望
you call it filth...and sin and heresy...
你们称它为 污秽，罪恶和邪教。。。
法官：Enough. One last time before you are condemned: Do you repent or not?
够了，最后一遍，在你的判决前，你是否悔过？

I repent there was no other way
open to me. I do not repent my life.
我忏悔我没有其他选择, 但我并不对我的人生而忏悔！

Ten Things I Hate About You 《对面恶女看过来》
最后的章节，kat读自己的诗。
Kat: I hate the way you talk to me. And the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare I hate your big mb combat boots. And the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick-- it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh -- even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you're not around. And the fact that you didnt call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you - - not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

The Hours 《时时刻刻》

Background: Laura (Julianne Moore) has come to Clarissa's apartment after being informed of the death of Richard (Ed Harris), her estranged son. Here she explains to Clarissa (Meryl Streep), Richard’s closest friend and could've-been lover, why she left her family one day.
劳拉来到科拉里萨的家并告知她她儿子的死讯。并解释为什么她离开了她的家。
（没看过时时刻刻，不过是奥斯卡的获奖片，所以并不熟悉这段，但应该是恨有名的独白。）

Laura: There are times when you don’t belong and you think you’re going to kill yourself. Once I went to a hotel. That night…later that night, I made a plan. Plan was, I would leave my family when my second child was born. And that’s what I did. Got up one morning, made breakfast, went to the bus stop, got on a bus. I’d left a note. (pause) I got a job in a library in Canada. It would be wonderful to say you regretted it. It would be easy. But what does it mean? What does it mean to regret when you have no choice? It’s what you can bear. There it is. No one is going to forgive me. (Laura looks at Clarissa, steady, unapologetic.) It was death. I chose life.

Breakfast at Tiffany's 蒂凡西的早餐
赫本最为经典的剧目之一，没看过，不过很有名。

Holly: Look, I know what you think. And I don't blame you, I've always thrown out such a jazzy line. But really...except for Doc...and you...Jose is my first non-rat romance. Oh, not that he's my ideal of the absolute finito. He tells little lies and worries about what people think and he wants to be the President of Brazil. I mean it's such a useless thing for a grown man to want to be and takes about fifty baths a day. I think a man should smell...at least a little bit. No, he's too prim and cautious to be my absolute ideal. If I were free to choose from anybody alive...just snap my fingers and say "Come here, you!"...I wouldn't pick Jose. Nehru maybe...or Adlai Stevenson or Sidney Poiter or Leonard Bernstein...but I do love Jose. I honestly think I'd give up smoking if he asked me to!

The Blair Witch Project 《布莱尔女巫》
很经典的纪实恐怖片，女主角自拍特写的镜头并很害怕的叙述着。。。。 如果你想尝试一下特别的。 这个是整部片最经典的镜头，被很多人拿来翻版，恶搞。但据说女主角当时是真的很害怕，所以才特别真实，鼻涕眼泪的一大把。
Heather: I just want to apologize to Mike's mom and Josh's mom and my mom and I'm sorry to everyone. I was very naive. (looks away from camera, scared) I was very naive and very stupid and I shouldn't have put other people in danger for something that was all about me and my selfish motives. I'm so sorry for everything that has happened because in spite of what Mike says now it is my fault. Because it was my project and I insisted on everything. I insisted we weren't lost. I insisted we keep going. I insisted we walk south. Everything had to be my way and this is where we've ended up. And it's all because of me we're here now hungry and cold and hunted. I love you mom and dad. I am so sorry. It was never my intention to hurt any one and I hope that's clear. (begins to hyperventilate) I am so scared. What was that? I'm scared to close my eyes and I'm scared to open them. I'm going to die out here. Every night we just wait for them to come. (breaks down and sobs)

Bridget Jones's Diary 《BJ单身日记》
不熟的片子，不知道是哪个场面的。。。。
Bridget: There's something that i have to say. You once said that you liked me just as I was... and I just wanted to say... well... likewise you know? I mean you wear stupid things your mum buys you- that tie's another classic- you're hauty, and you always say the wrong thing in every situation, and I seriously believe you should reconsider the length of your sideburns. But you're a nice man and I like you. And if you wanted to pop by sometime, it would be nice... more than nice.

Chicago《芝加哥》
芮妮齐薇格演的roxie，虽然和上面的是同一个人，但角色迥然不同。 友一句唱。
Roxie: (speaking to Mama) I always wanted to have my name in all the papers. Before I met Amos I use to date this well-to-do ugly bootlegger. He used to like to take me out and show me off. Ugly guys like to do that. Once it said in the paper, "Gangland's Al Capelli seen at Chez Vito with cute blond chorine." That was me. I clipped it and saved it. You know, all my life I wanted to have my own act. But noooo, no, no, no, it's always no, they always turned me down. One big world full of no! And then Amos came along. Safe, sweet Amos. Who never says no. Ohh. (coy giggles) I’ve never done this before, but you know, it is such a special night and you are such a great audience! (applause from Roxie's "audience") And, and, I just really feel like I can talk to you, you know? So forget what you've read in the papers, and forget what you’ve heard on the radio because, because, because I'm gonna tell you the truth. (giggles) Not that the truth really matters, but I'm gonna tell you anyway. In the bed department, Amos was......zero. I mean, when he made love to me, it was like, it was like he was fixing a carborator or something, (pretends to play with her breasts, imitating Amos) "I love ya, honey, I love ya!" Anyway, I started fooling around...and then I started screwing around, which is fooling around without dinner. Then I met Fred Casley, who said he could get me into vaudeville, but that didn't quite work out like I planned. I guess it didn't really work out too great for Fred either. So I gave up with the whole vaudeville idea, 'cause you gotta figure after all those years -- opportunities just pass you by. (sings) But it ain't, oh no no no no, but it ain't. (speaking again) And now, if this Flynn guy gets me off, with all this publicity, I got me a world full of YES!

The English Patient 英国病人
老片没看过。但是名片。
A very slow reading; switches voices back and forth from the recent past to the present, Katharine (Kristin Scott Thomas) and Hana (Juliette Binoche).
不过要两个声音。。。。
Voice of Hana/Voice of Katharine: My darling. I'm waiting for you. How long is the day in the dark? Or a week? The fire is gone. And I'm cold, horribly cold. I really want to drag myself outside but then there'd be the sun. I'm afraid I'll waste the light on the paintings, not writing these words. We die. We die, we die rich with lovers and triumphs, tastes we have swallowed, bodies we have...entered and swum up like rivers. Fears we have hidden in--like this wretched cave. I want all this marked on my body. Where the real country is. Not boundaries drawn on maps, names of powerful men. I know you'll come carry me out to the Palace of Winds. That's what I've wanted: to walk in such a place with you. With friends and an earth without maps. The lamp has gone out and I'm writing in the darkness.

Stepmom《继母》
很经典的台词，是朱丽亚。罗伯茨演的，很喜欢，不过片子并不出名。
Isabel: I never wanted to be a mom. Well, sharing it with you is one thing, but caring alone the rest of my life, always being compared to you. You're perfect. They worship you. I just don't want to be looking over my shoulder everyday, for twenty years, knowing that someone would have done it right, done it better, the way that I can't. You're mother-earth incarnate, you ride with Anna, you know every story, every wound, every memory Their whole life's happiness is wrapped up in you. Every single moment. Don't you get it? Look down the road to her wedding. I'm in a room alone with her Fitting her veil, fluffing her dress. Telling her, no woman has ever looked that beautiful. And my fear is that (pause) she'll be thinking "I wish my mom was here".

You've Got Mail 电子情书
Meg Ryan 的台词，不过好像是打字的独白。
Kathleen: I like to start my notes to you as if we're already in the middle of a conversation. I pretend that we're the oldest and dearest friends -- as opposed to what we actually are, people who don't know each other's names and met in an "Over 30" chat room where we both claimed we'd never been before. What will NY152 say today, I wonder. I turn on my computer, I wait impatiently as it boots up. I go on line, and my breath catches in my chest until I hear three little words: You've got mail. I hear nothing, not even a sound on the streets of New York, just the beat of my own heart. I have mail. From you.

The Wizard of Oz 绿野仙踪
桃乐丝回到家后跟她的阿姨的独白，不过是很老很老的片子了。 所以比较。。。老旧。。。不过最后一句很经典There's no place like home!
Dorothy: But it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you...and you were there. But you couldn't have been could you? No, Aunt Em, this was a real truly live place and I remember some of it wasn't very nice, but most of it was beautiful--but just the same all I kept saying to everybody was "I want to go home," and they sent me home! Doesn't anybody believe me? But anyway, Toto, we're home! Home. And this is my room, and you're all here and I'm not going to leave here ever, ever again. Because I love you all. And... Oh Auntie Em! There's no place like home!

The Terminator 终结者
哈哈，沙拉最后对自己肚子里的孩子的话，很有意思，你看过就应该知道，她肚子里的孩子，是这个孩子在未来的哥们儿的儿子。。。。。。巨乱的！

Sarah: The hardest thing is deciding what I should tell you and what not to. Well, anyway, I've got a while yet before you're old enough to understand the tapes. They're more for me at this point... to help get it all straight.
Should I tell you about your father? That's a tough one. Will it change your decision to send him here...knowing? But if you don't send Kyle, you could never be. God, you can go crazy thinking about all this...I suppose I'll tell you...I owe him that. And maybe it'll be enough if you know that in the few hours we had together we loved a lifetime's worth...

Serendipity 缘份天注定 / 美国情缘 / 情有独钟
很无聊的片子，将缘分的。。。个人不喜欢，不过台词还行，不大出名。
Sara: I've always believed in fate. I've always believed that life is more than a series of meaningless accidents or coincidences. But rather, a tapestry of events that culminate into an exquisite plan. I mean, I just spent the entire flight staring into the sky thinking. Not about my fiance, but about this mystery guy I met a million and a half hours ago. A guy I don't even remember except for this vague picture inside my head. It's just a few seconds, a fragment really, and it's like, in that moment the whole universe existed just to bring us together. We spent only a few precious hours together and I never even gave him my last name or my phone number. Instead, I told him that if we were meant to be together, if fate meant for us to be together, we'd meet again someday. That's why I'm here. That's why I'm going to let fate take me anywhere it wants to go, because when all of this is over, atleast I'll never have to think of him ever again. Let's just pray he's a bald Fascist who picks his nose and wipes it under the car seat

The Princess Diaries 公主日记
结尾时她的记者发表会。。。OMG!
Mia: Hi, um... hello. I'm Mia. Um, it's stopped raining! I'm really no good at speech-making. Normally I get so nervous that I faint or run away, or sometimes I even get sick. But you really didn't need to know that... But I'm not so afraid anymore. See, my father helped me. Earlier this evening had every intention of giving up my claim to the throne. And my mother 0helped me, by telling me it was ok, and by supporting me like she has for my entire life. But then I wondered how I'd feel after abdicating my role as Princess of Genovia. Would I feel relieved, or would I feel sad? And then I realized how many stupid times a day I use the word 'I.' And probably all I ever do is think about myself. And how lame is that when there's like seven billion other people out there on the planet, and... sorry, I'm going too fast. But then I thought, if I cared about the other seven billion out there, instead of just me, that's probably a much better use of my time.
See, if i were Princess of Genovia, then my thoughts and the thoughts of people smarter than me would be much better heard, and just maybe those thoughts could be turned into actions. So this morning when I woke up, I was Mia Thermopolis. But now I choose to be forevermore, Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi, Princess of Genovia.

这些都是女生的，第一个我有改一部分配角的，但我真的人为第一的句子特别有诗意，抒发女人对摆托封建束缚激情，对爱的渴望。不过片子不是特多人看过。

顺便介绍你个网站：http://www.whysanity.net/monos/
里面的都是经典独白，如果你有喜欢的电影，你可以从中查。

顺便建议你，要不要考虑学唱<don't cry for me agentina> 贝隆夫人的独白，或是moulin rouge红磨坊里的独白？虽然是唱的，但比较好背。

『伍』 求文，娱乐圈文

第116分钟，德国队球员Leo拿球内切，突破两人防守低射进球。

1-0！

终于打破双方至今均交白卷的局面。

瞬间全场的德国队球迷都沸腾了，站起来嘶吼尖叫，一扫之前紧张焦急的情绪。

“Leo！”

“Leo！”

叶深深和周围人一起哭喊出那个名字。

没有人管流泪会不会丑，脸上妆容会不会花，都在最大力的声嘶力竭。

赛场上的德国队球员也狂喜不已，纷纷簇拥着Leo将他高高举过头顶，像傲睨群雄的战神。

骄傲，意气风发！

叶深深感觉有什么东西不断在胸膛里升温发酵，想要喷薄而出。

最后却都只化为擦不干的眼泪。

因为除了继续支持他，球迷身份的她什么都做不了。

而短短的庆祝进球时间过后，赛场上也重新恢复了秩序，球迷们都平复好心情重新落座。

叶深深的目光继续混在千千万万的目光里，追随他起伏跌宕。

四分钟后，主裁判吹响终场的哨音。

这次不再只有球迷们抱头痛哭，德国队的球员们也都止不住泪流满面，紧握拳头狂奔呐喊。

时隔八年，第一次到第三次，他们蝉联桂冠，再次荣耀世界！

这一切成就都和一个名字紧密相连。

Leo Von Habsbury！

12岁便以惊人球技进入大众视野，15年来获奖项荣誉无数，问鼎巅峰的世界顶级足球运动员。

球迷们从未质疑过的神话！

散场时已经快到午夜，叶深深在球场外和正门自拍了一张合影。

传到空间相册。

喧嚣的人群还没有远去，她拨了拨被风吹乱的头发。

最后回头看了一眼球场的夜景。

包里的手机突然振动，她边穿越人群拿出来看，来电显示：刘乾。

她的经纪人。

“乾哥，真早啊。”

叶深深心算了下时间，国内现在才是清晨，说早并不为过。

“比赛已经结束了吧。”

“我给你订了明天中午飞H市的航班，狼烟剧组缺个配角，你过去试试。”

“具体的安排我待会儿会给你发邮件，注意查收。”

“自己小心记者。”

说完好像觉得不妥，补了一句，“算了，真被拍到的话应该高兴才对，说明还有点存在感。”

娱乐圈是不怕你红也不怕你黑，就怕你完全透明的地方。

透明到媒体懒得搭理，没有曝光没有热度。

叶深深听他自问自答的自我疏导有些好笑，打开车门坐上驾驶座。

“我知道了，谢谢乾哥。”

挂了电话扔进包里，随手打开午夜电台。

因为今晚的赛事，换了几个电台节目都是在说关于足球的话题。

Leo Von Habsbury这个名字被反复提及。

叶深深一路听着回到酒店，感觉很累，就好像所有的精力都消耗在了刚才那场声嘶力竭的哭喊里。

原本以为自己会很快入睡的，没想到洗漱好却发现只有困意没有睡意。

闭上眼睛满脑子都是Leo的模样。

赛场上挥汗如雨的奔跑，进球后喜怒不形于色的淡然，领奖台上手握奖杯终于露出一丝笑意……

她摸过手机解锁屏幕，刚才抓拍的几张照片正躺在相册里。

隔着有些远了，拍得其实并不是很清楚，但就是无脑的觉得，三百六十度，他怎么看都好看。

看着看着又忍不住翘起嘴角。

欣赏完点开微博客户端，热门话题里有几条关于德国队夺冠的，但因为没有太多网友的关注和讨论，所以热度一般。

这也可以理解。

德国队的球员们没有开通微博，球迷们就是想庆祝都找不到主角和聚集地。

叶深深把Leo举着奖杯的照片传上去编辑。

轻轻一点发布。

叶深深V：我快不行了！！！我男朋友怎么可以这么帅啊啊啊啊啊！！！惹我一脸鼻血！！！恭喜再创历史么么么么(╯3╰)

每日一痴汉Leo的任务刷完，终于满意的放下手机睡觉。

她不担心所谓的形象问题，毕竟除了认证身份写了演员外，她和走在大街上的路人其实没有什么不同。

说得好听点是个明星，但不过是个不能更三线的小演员。

还是群演一类。

快两年的时间里，出演过的电视剧用十根手指就能数完，扮演的角色还全是没台词或者台词不超过三句的炮灰。

名气大小最直观的体现在了她微博的粉丝数量上。

8437。

活跃粉和僵尸粉的比例是一四分。

完全没有名气。

所以她才肯定不会有媒体关注她，或者无聊到找她麻烦。

因为纯粹是浪费人力物力的行为。

而刘乾要管的艺人不少，都没时间管她，哪里还会管她的微博，玩就玩吧也不影响，别捅娄子就行。

第二天一早，叶深深起来收拾东西。

最后看了眼微博。

依旧简单，两三个鼓励性的转发和评论，问她图上的男人叫什么。

叶深深耐心回复，然后打开随意团软件预订酒店。

落地到H市已经是深夜。

这边的影城她之前来过两次，还算比较熟悉，酒店就订在附近。

叶深深办理好入住手续后，临睡之前又把刘乾给她发的邮件打开来看了看。

她要扮演的是一位亡国皇帝的舞姬。

就一幕戏，陪皇帝喝酒嬉笑，然后敌军攻打进来，她被下令拖走。

台词勉强超过历史记录，有四句：

——皇上，再来一杯嘛！

——皇上，我怕。

——你们是什么人？快放开我！

——皇上，救我！

配角？

配角也是要争要付出才能拿到的，哪里轮得到她捡漏。

叶深深无所谓的笑笑。

至少她这张脸在群演里还挺大杀四方的。

第二天上午拍完舞姬的戏后，叶深深刚准备打电话和刘乾说一声，对方反倒掐着时间打来了。

又给她接了一场戏。

歌姬，两幕，能唱五句词。

虽然唱的要后期配音，但不管怎样脸是她的，比起舞姬稍好一点。

于是叶深深在H市多停留了两天才回B市。

没有通告，暂时也没有剧组需要配角，她便整天闲赋在公寓里。

做饭运动上网。

关注Leo的最新动态。

刚开始两天搜索出来的还都是和赛事有关的新闻，到第三天也就是赛事结束一星期后，铺天盖地的新内容才取代了赛事结果。

#Leo宣布退出球坛#

叶深深一开始以为是自己眼花了，然后安慰自己是不是有同名的球星。

再后来她希望是看差了内容。

Leo没有宣布退出球坛，他只是退出德国国家队而已。

但Leo宣布退出球坛的声明已经被各主流媒体传得纷纷扬扬，由不得她不信，想假装看不见都不行。

“亲爱的球迷们，

日前，我正式做出退出足球球坛的决定。不再被德国国家队征召，不再加入任何足球俱乐部。

……

感谢足球和你们给我带来的所有美好回忆。

你们的，

Leo Von Habsbury。”

叶深深说不清楚自己是什么样的心情，既感到高兴又感觉失落。

很矛盾。

高兴他终于不会再因为足球负伤，也不会再为比赛背负压力，同时又失落自己再不能光明正大的看他。

但不管怎样，她支持他的决定。

说好要一直支持他的。

叶深深边擦眼泪边一字一句认认真真的敲下键盘。

叶深深V：那年夏天很高兴你能来，谢谢你陪伴我走过的十年！德国情怀是因为你，足球情怀是因为你，恍如隔世也是因为你！求你以后一定要好好的！！！Leo Von Habsbury，请允许我继续爱你！！！

这一整天叶深深都坐在电脑前刷关于Leo的消息。

她不厌其烦的搜索Leo的中文名字和外文名字，把球迷们发的纪念微博全点了一遍赞。

许是也有球迷和她做着一样无聊的事，所以微博自发布后就不断收到有新消息的提示，获赞、获转发、获评论无数。

到后来，越刷越心里难受的叶深深索性关了微博页面，摆出眼不见心不烦的鸵鸟心态。

和家里接通了视频。

因而错过了正悄然发生变化的微博热门内容。

谁能想到一周前德国队获得佳绩的时候，微博几乎可以说是风平浪静。

但仅一周之后，德国队的领军人物Leo却猛然一跃，成为了微博上家喻户晓的存在。

不是因为他获得的荣誉。

也不是因为他退出足球球坛的新闻。

是因为他的颜值。

营销号和段子手集体上线，把Leo的背景资料和照片找了出来，编辑了层出不穷的段子和长微博。

混血、颜好、禁欲、学霸。

而且据知情人士透露，Leo很低调，但家世还绝对不简单。

粗暴的概括，却包含了所有玛丽苏小说男主的设定。再加上Leo曾被《时报》评为全球最性感男球星。

简直堪称是殿堂级梦中情人的典范！

想不红很难。

所以这天晚上热门上挂的几乎全是关于Leo的微博。

而且随着媒体报道，凑热闹的网友们也加入了进来，开始深挖和Leo有关的人事物。

很荣幸，叶深深靠着“明星”这个还算能吸引网友关注的头衔，被娱乐媒体相中并扒出来，特意用了一个小专题报道了几句。

然后她就在毫不知情的情况下被成为了Leo的头号花痴脑残粉。

兼娱乐圈里难得一见的一股敢说敢不要形象的清流，顺利再出道走进大众视野。

叶深深没赶上直播。

等她第二天打开微博客户端，以为系统故障给她串了别人的号的时候，她的粉丝数已经变成八万。

默默了解完事情的前因后果后，再默默关了私信功能。

叶深深更新了一条微博。

叶深深V：感谢我男朋友男女老少皆宜的魅力助攻［doge］［doge］［doge］如果粉丝数换成钱，我肯定已经一夜暴富。

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『陆』 德云社于谦唱的快板同仁堂的台词。要完整的

《同仁堂》表演者：于谦

《同仁堂》台词如下：

哎，那同仁堂啊，开的本是老药铺，

先生好比这个甩手自在王。

药王爷就在上边坐，十大名医列在两旁。

先拜药王后拜你，那么你是药王爷的大徒弟。

这个药王爷，本姓孙，提龙跨虎，手捻着针。

内科先生孙思邈，外科的先生华佗高。

孙思邈，医术高，三十二岁入的堂朝。

正宫的国母得了病，走线号脉治好了。

一针治好娘娘的病，两针治好了龙一条。

万岁一见龙心喜，钦身点他在当朝。

封他文官他也不要，封他武将就把头摇。

万般出了无计奈，钦身赐柬大黄袍。

在一旁怒恼哪一个，惹恼了敬德老英豪。

为臣我东挡西杀南征北战跨马抡鞭功劳大，

你为何不赐那黄袍？

一副钢鞭拿在了手，手拿钢鞭赶黄袍，一赶赶到八里桥。

药王爷，妙法高，脱去了黄袍换红袍。

黄袍供在药王阁（gao），黎民百姓才把香烧。

王阁里面有栏柜，那栏柜三尺三寸三分三厘高。

一边撂着轧药碾，一边供着铡药刀。

铡药刀，亮堂堂，几味草药您老先尝。

先铡这个牛黄与狗宝，后铡槟榔与麝香。

桃仁陪着杏仁睡，二人躺在了沉香床。

睡到三更茭白叶，胆大的木贼跳进墙。

盗走了水银五十两，金毛的狗儿叫汪汪。

有丁香去送信，人参这才坐大堂。

佛手抄起甘草棍，棍棍打在了陈皮上。

打得这个陈皮流鲜血，鲜血甩在了木瓜上。

大风丸，小风丸，胖大海，滴溜圆，

狗皮膏药贴伤寒。

我有心接着药名往下唱，

唱到明儿个也唱不完，

我唱的是：祝各位身体健康福寿双全！

于谦，汉族，1969年1月24日生于北京，祖籍陕西蓝田。相声演员、中国国民党革命委员会成员、北京摇滚协会副会长、北京马术文化节儿童马术推广大使。

1982年考入相声班学艺，在校期间跟随相声演员王世臣、罗荣寿、高凤山、赵世忠学习。1985年拜师石富宽先生。1995年毕业于北京电影学院影视导演系。

《同仁堂》，传统相声，串连了一百多味中药。原表演者高凤山。《同仁堂》的文本巧妙地用中药材的名字讲了一个“木贼”颇有趣味的故事。

同仁堂，是全国中药行业著名的老字号。创建于1669年（清康熙八年），自1723年开始供奉御药，历经八代皇帝188年。

在300多年的风雨历程中，历代同仁堂人始终恪守“炮制虽繁必不敢省人工，品味虽贵必不敢减物力”的古训，树立“修合无人见，存心有天知”的自律意识，造就了制药过程中兢兢小心、精益求精的严细精神，其产品以“配方独特、选料上乘、工艺精湛、疗效显著”而享誉海内外，产品行销40多个国家和地区。

(6)doge台词扩展阅读：

《同仁堂》，传统相声，串连了一百多味中药。原表演者高凤山。《同仁堂》的文本巧妙地用中药材的名字讲了一个“木贼”颇有趣味的故事。

同仁堂，是全国中药行业著名的老字号。创建于1669年（清康熙八年），自1723年开始供奉御药，历经八代皇帝188年。

在300多年的风雨历程中，历代同仁堂人始终恪守“炮制虽繁必不敢省人工，品味虽贵必不敢减物力”的古训，树立“修合无人见，存心有天知”的自律意识，造就了制药过程中兢兢小心、精益求精的严细精神，其产品以“配方独特、选料上乘、工艺精湛、疗效显著”而享誉海内外，产品行销40多个国家和地区。

『柒』 《凹凸世界》被封神句的经典台词有哪些

我觉得《凹凸世界》被封神句的经典台词是“我将奋战至死亡，今后的世界谁敢称王”等，今天，我将带你领略凸凹世界的几个经典台词。《凹凸世界》是最近非常受欢迎的卡通片。所以，在这样一部受欢迎的漫画中有一些经典的台词。让我带你看看。他的眼里有星辰大海，是骑士触不可及的光芒——安迷修。国产动画《凹凸世界》中的角色。凹凸竞赛的参赛者被称为“双剑合击者”和“最后的骑士”。

突然有点心疼黄金。他看起来像一个阳光明媚的少年。从矿业星球登格鲁星来看，这个星球在上帝的意志下承受着沉重的劳动和税收。为了改变地球的命运，金的姐姐三年前参加了凹凸竞赛，但再也没有回来。为了找到姐姐，改变他家乡星球的命运，金找到了他姐姐走过的路，并在他长大后踏上了凹凸大赛的旅程。所以我觉得《凹凸世界》被封神句的经典台词是“我将奋战至死亡，今后的世界谁敢称王”等。

『捌』 二次元令人印象深刻的万恶台词有哪些

我觉得二次元中令人印象深刻的万恶台词是为什么你这么熟练啊。

niconiconi

niconiconi源自《可爱的小精灵》中的矢泽妮可，用中文翻译成笑着的小香香。当她说这句话的时候，她还配备了一套经典动作，照片不知道有多尴尬！niconiconi后来被改编成多种版本，甚至由于他过度的魔法和恶魔般的动物而被改编成性感的摇晃腿神曲。结果，许多人看到这个手势，立刻想到了niconiconi。

所以我觉得二次元中令人印象深刻的万恶台词是为什么你这么熟练啊。以上均为个人观点。