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『壹』 你最討厭的國漫女主是哪位

我覺得我最討厭的國漫女主是《人渣的本願》中的皆川茜。我想了很久，想不出這個角色是什麼屬性。我無法習慣。然後我想到了“戲劇性”和“表演”結合情節的狗血水平，這讓我很不舒服。 一般電影同時追求情節和人物塑造，而動畫則追求人物塑造。

內核散發出一種完全不可接受的意識形態價值。 雖然她是一名教師，教書育人，但她表面上看起來很純潔，內心卻扭曲得無窮無盡。她和劇中所有的男人都發生過性關系。和她睡過的人是一個藍色的水池，仍然假裝純潔。此外，當她遇到真心對待她的鍾敬明海時，她定下了一條規則:“你可以喜歡我，但我要跟別人亂搞，而你不許去跟別人亂搞”當時我非常焦慮，不知道如何形容。所以我覺得我最討厭的國漫女主是《人渣的本願》中的皆川茜。

『貳』 《三國殺》中，哪些人物死去前的台詞讓你聽了很難忘

《三國殺》作為一款三國題材的卡牌桌游，在取材方面無疑是成功的，尤其是武將台詞，簡簡單單的幾句話甚至概括其一生的風雨。

王異是雍州部將趙昂的妻子，她多次參與擊退馬超的秘計，當時兒子落入賊人之手，丈夫趙昂擔心兒子的安危還在踟躕，王異厲聲責問丈夫，使其堅定信念抗拒外敵。最後兒子被賊人所害，所以王異與西涼鐵騎可謂是國仇家恨，配上略帶貞烈的陣亡台詞，讓人可謂可嘆！

『叄』 這個表情什麼意思

聊天表情表達對方的情緒，但是有時候聊天表情也是表達不準確，不用太在意，但是這個表情看起來很惆悵，可以根據聊天記錄猜猜看對方想要什麼。

『肆』 英文電影獨白，適合一個女生，3-4分，採納後追加

有一部是講威尼斯女詩人,政績veronica franco的影片叫紅顏禍水。（the Honest courtsan.）

里頭最後面有一段很棒的獨白！

I will confess, Your Grace.
我認罪，法官大人

法官: That will please God.Proceed.
上帝會寬恕你的。開始吧。

I confess...as a girl I loved a man who would not marry me for want of a dowry.
我承認，當我還是一個女孩時，我愛上了一個男人，但他不會娶一個沒有嫁妝的女孩。
I confess I had a mother who taught me a different way of life.
我承認，我有一個母親，他教會我另一種生存方式
One I resisted at first but learned to embrace.
一種我開始反對，但最終學會接受的方式。
I confess I became a courtesan.
我承認我成為了一個政妓。
Traded yearning for power, welcomed many
rather than be owned by one.
用慾望去換取勢力，我願接受眾多，與其被一人擁有。
I confess I embraced a whore's freedom
over a wife's obedience.
我承認我擁護一個妓女的自由多餘一個妻子的尊順。

法官:This is not repentance.
你這不是在懺悔！

What am I to do?
那我應該怎麼做？
I must confess my evil.
These are my sins.
我必須承認我所有的邪惡。這些都是我的罪.

修道士：She must repent witchcraft.
她必須為她的巫術懺悔

國王：I see no harm in hearing her.
She will save or damn herself.
我不認為聽聽她「悔過」會有什麼問題！
她將拯救或詆毀她自己，這是他的選擇。

法官：The prisoner has already damned herself，But if it pleases the esteemed doge of Venice...she may continue her heresy.
犯人已經在詆毀自己了。但如果威尼斯的國王願意聽，她可以繼續。

I confess I find more ecstasy
in passion than in prayer.
我承認，我在激情比在禱告中找到了更多的喜悅。
I confess...
我承認
I confess I pray still......to feel the touch of my lover's lips...
...his hands upon me...
...his arms enfolding me.
我承認，我仍然祈禱著我能再一次感受我愛人的唇，他手掌的安撫，他擁抱著我的臂膀。
Such surrender has been mine.
我仍為之屈服。

I confess I hunger still
to be filled and inflamed.
我承認，我的飢渴仍嚮往著被傾注被燃燒！
To melt into the dream of us......beyond this troubled place...
在我們的夢中被融化，離開這個迷亂的地方。。。

...to where we are not even ourselves.
去到一個我們已不再是自己的地方。。。
To know that always...
知道那裡
...always this is mine.
那裡將永遠屬於我。
If this had not been mine,
if I had lived another way...
如果我為曾擁有過這些，我曾以另一種方式生存。
...a child to a husband's whim...my soul hardened from lack of touch
and lack of love...
相夫教子，我的靈魂會因為這個無觸無愛的方式而變得僵硬。
...I confess such endless days
and nights...
我承認這種永無天日的生活
...would be punishment greater
than any you could mete out.
將比你任何的懲罰還要大！

法官：Finished?
你結束了？

No, Your Grace.
沒有，法官大人
You, all of you...
你，你們所有人
...who hunger for what I give but cannot bear to see such power in a woman...
你們渴望著我所給於的一切，但卻無法容納一個女子可以擁有這樣的力量。
...you call God's greatest gift...
你們稱上帝所賜予的最好的禮物。。。
...ourselves...
我們。。。
...our yearning, our need to love,
我的慾望，我們對愛的渴望
you call it filth...and sin and heresy...
你們稱它為 污穢，罪惡和邪教。。。
法官：Enough. One last time before you are condemned: Do you repent or not?
夠了，最後一遍，在你的判決前，你是否悔過？

I repent there was no other way
open to me. I do not repent my life.
我懺悔我沒有其他選擇, 但我並不對我的人生而懺悔！

Ten Things I Hate About You 《對面惡女看過來》
最後的章節，kat讀自己的詩。
Kat: I hate the way you talk to me. And the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare I hate your big mb combat boots. And the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick-- it even makes me rhyme. I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh -- even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you're not around. And the fact that you didnt call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you - - not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

The Hours 《時時刻刻》

Background: Laura (Julianne Moore) has come to Clarissa's apartment after being informed of the death of Richard (Ed Harris), her estranged son. Here she explains to Clarissa (Meryl Streep), Richard』s closest friend and could've-been lover, why she left her family one day.
勞拉來到科拉里薩的家並告知她她兒子的死訊。並解釋為什麼她離開了她的家。
（沒看過時時刻刻，不過是奧斯卡的獲獎片，所以並不熟悉這段，但應該是恨有名的獨白。）

Laura: There are times when you don』t belong and you think you』re going to kill yourself. Once I went to a hotel. That night…later that night, I made a plan. Plan was, I would leave my family when my second child was born. And that』s what I did. Got up one morning, made breakfast, went to the bus stop, got on a bus. I』d left a note. (pause) I got a job in a library in Canada. It would be wonderful to say you regretted it. It would be easy. But what does it mean? What does it mean to regret when you have no choice? It』s what you can bear. There it is. No one is going to forgive me. (Laura looks at Clarissa, steady, unapologetic.) It was death. I chose life.

Breakfast at Tiffany's 蒂凡西的早餐
赫本最為經典的劇目之一，沒看過，不過很有名。

Holly: Look, I know what you think. And I don't blame you, I've always thrown out such a jazzy line. But really...except for Doc...and you...Jose is my first non-rat romance. Oh, not that he's my ideal of the absolute finito. He tells little lies and worries about what people think and he wants to be the President of Brazil. I mean it's such a useless thing for a grown man to want to be and takes about fifty baths a day. I think a man should smell...at least a little bit. No, he's too prim and cautious to be my absolute ideal. If I were free to choose from anybody alive...just snap my fingers and say "Come here, you!"...I wouldn't pick Jose. Nehru maybe...or Adlai Stevenson or Sidney Poiter or Leonard Bernstein...but I do love Jose. I honestly think I'd give up smoking if he asked me to!

The Blair Witch Project 《布萊爾女巫》
很經典的紀實恐怖片，女主角自拍特寫的鏡頭並很害怕的敘述著。。。。 如果你想嘗試一下特別的。 這個是整部片最經典的鏡頭，被很多人拿來翻版，惡搞。但據說女主角當時是真的很害怕，所以才特別真實，鼻涕眼淚的一大把。
Heather: I just want to apologize to Mike's mom and Josh's mom and my mom and I'm sorry to everyone. I was very naive. (looks away from camera, scared) I was very naive and very stupid and I shouldn't have put other people in danger for something that was all about me and my selfish motives. I'm so sorry for everything that has happened because in spite of what Mike says now it is my fault. Because it was my project and I insisted on everything. I insisted we weren't lost. I insisted we keep going. I insisted we walk south. Everything had to be my way and this is where we've ended up. And it's all because of me we're here now hungry and cold and hunted. I love you mom and dad. I am so sorry. It was never my intention to hurt any one and I hope that's clear. (begins to hyperventilate) I am so scared. What was that? I'm scared to close my eyes and I'm scared to open them. I'm going to die out here. Every night we just wait for them to come. (breaks down and sobs)

Bridget Jones's Diary 《BJ單身日記》
不熟的片子，不知道是哪個場面的。。。。
Bridget: There's something that i have to say. You once said that you liked me just as I was... and I just wanted to say... well... likewise you know? I mean you wear stupid things your mum buys you- that tie's another classic- you're hauty, and you always say the wrong thing in every situation, and I seriously believe you should reconsider the length of your sideburns. But you're a nice man and I like you. And if you wanted to pop by sometime, it would be nice... more than nice.

Chicago《芝加哥》
芮妮齊薇格演的roxie，雖然和上面的是同一個人，但角色迥然不同。 友一句唱。
Roxie: (speaking to Mama) I always wanted to have my name in all the papers. Before I met Amos I use to date this well-to-do ugly bootlegger. He used to like to take me out and show me off. Ugly guys like to do that. Once it said in the paper, "Gangland's Al Capelli seen at Chez Vito with cute blond chorine." That was me. I clipped it and saved it. You know, all my life I wanted to have my own act. But noooo, no, no, no, it's always no, they always turned me down. One big world full of no! And then Amos came along. Safe, sweet Amos. Who never says no. Ohh. (coy giggles) I』ve never done this before, but you know, it is such a special night and you are such a great audience! (applause from Roxie's "audience") And, and, I just really feel like I can talk to you, you know? So forget what you've read in the papers, and forget what you』ve heard on the radio because, because, because I'm gonna tell you the truth. (giggles) Not that the truth really matters, but I'm gonna tell you anyway. In the bed department, Amos was......zero. I mean, when he made love to me, it was like, it was like he was fixing a carborator or something, (pretends to play with her breasts, imitating Amos) "I love ya, honey, I love ya!" Anyway, I started fooling around...and then I started screwing around, which is fooling around without dinner. Then I met Fred Casley, who said he could get me into vaudeville, but that didn't quite work out like I planned. I guess it didn't really work out too great for Fred either. So I gave up with the whole vaudeville idea, 'cause you gotta figure after all those years -- opportunities just pass you by. (sings) But it ain't, oh no no no no, but it ain't. (speaking again) And now, if this Flynn guy gets me off, with all this publicity, I got me a world full of YES!

The English Patient 英國病人
老片沒看過。但是名片。
A very slow reading; switches voices back and forth from the recent past to the present, Katharine (Kristin Scott Thomas) and Hana (Juliette Binoche).
不過要兩個聲音。。。。
Voice of Hana/Voice of Katharine: My darling. I'm waiting for you. How long is the day in the dark? Or a week? The fire is gone. And I'm cold, horribly cold. I really want to drag myself outside but then there'd be the sun. I'm afraid I'll waste the light on the paintings, not writing these words. We die. We die, we die rich with lovers and triumphs, tastes we have swallowed, bodies we have...entered and swum up like rivers. Fears we have hidden in--like this wretched cave. I want all this marked on my body. Where the real country is. Not boundaries drawn on maps, names of powerful men. I know you'll come carry me out to the Palace of Winds. That's what I've wanted: to walk in such a place with you. With friends and an earth without maps. The lamp has gone out and I'm writing in the darkness.

Stepmom《繼母》
很經典的台詞，是朱麗亞。羅伯茨演的，很喜歡，不過片子並不出名。
Isabel: I never wanted to be a mom. Well, sharing it with you is one thing, but caring alone the rest of my life, always being compared to you. You're perfect. They worship you. I just don't want to be looking over my shoulder everyday, for twenty years, knowing that someone would have done it right, done it better, the way that I can't. You're mother-earth incarnate, you ride with Anna, you know every story, every wound, every memory Their whole life's happiness is wrapped up in you. Every single moment. Don't you get it? Look down the road to her wedding. I'm in a room alone with her Fitting her veil, fluffing her dress. Telling her, no woman has ever looked that beautiful. And my fear is that (pause) she'll be thinking "I wish my mom was here".

You've Got Mail 電子情書
Meg Ryan 的台詞，不過好像是打字的獨白。
Kathleen: I like to start my notes to you as if we're already in the middle of a conversation. I pretend that we're the oldest and dearest friends -- as opposed to what we actually are, people who don't know each other's names and met in an "Over 30" chat room where we both claimed we'd never been before. What will NY152 say today, I wonder. I turn on my computer, I wait impatiently as it boots up. I go on line, and my breath catches in my chest until I hear three little words: You've got mail. I hear nothing, not even a sound on the streets of New York, just the beat of my own heart. I have mail. From you.

The Wizard of Oz 綠野仙蹤
桃樂絲回到家後跟她的阿姨的獨白，不過是很老很老的片子了。 所以比較。。。老舊。。。不過最後一句很經典There's no place like home!
Dorothy: But it wasn't a dream. It was a place. And you and you and you...and you were there. But you couldn't have been could you? No, Aunt Em, this was a real truly live place and I remember some of it wasn't very nice, but most of it was beautiful--but just the same all I kept saying to everybody was "I want to go home," and they sent me home! Doesn't anybody believe me? But anyway, Toto, we're home! Home. And this is my room, and you're all here and I'm not going to leave here ever, ever again. Because I love you all. And... Oh Auntie Em! There's no place like home!

The Terminator 終結者
哈哈，沙拉最後對自己肚子里的孩子的話，很有意思，你看過就應該知道，她肚子里的孩子，是這個孩子在未來的哥們兒的兒子。。。。。。巨亂的！

Sarah: The hardest thing is deciding what I should tell you and what not to. Well, anyway, I've got a while yet before you're old enough to understand the tapes. They're more for me at this point... to help get it all straight.
Should I tell you about your father? That's a tough one. Will it change your decision to send him here...knowing? But if you don't send Kyle, you could never be. God, you can go crazy thinking about all this...I suppose I'll tell you...I owe him that. And maybe it'll be enough if you know that in the few hours we had together we loved a lifetime's worth...

Serendipity 緣份天註定 / 美國情緣 / 情有獨鍾
很無聊的片子，將緣分的。。。個人不喜歡，不過台詞還行，不大出名。
Sara: I've always believed in fate. I've always believed that life is more than a series of meaningless accidents or coincidences. But rather, a tapestry of events that culminate into an exquisite plan. I mean, I just spent the entire flight staring into the sky thinking. Not about my fiance, but about this mystery guy I met a million and a half hours ago. A guy I don't even remember except for this vague picture inside my head. It's just a few seconds, a fragment really, and it's like, in that moment the whole universe existed just to bring us together. We spent only a few precious hours together and I never even gave him my last name or my phone number. Instead, I told him that if we were meant to be together, if fate meant for us to be together, we'd meet again someday. That's why I'm here. That's why I'm going to let fate take me anywhere it wants to go, because when all of this is over, atleast I'll never have to think of him ever again. Let's just pray he's a bald Fascist who picks his nose and wipes it under the car seat

The Princess Diaries 公主日記
結尾時她的記者發表會。。。OMG!
Mia: Hi, um... hello. I'm Mia. Um, it's stopped raining! I'm really no good at speech-making. Normally I get so nervous that I faint or run away, or sometimes I even get sick. But you really didn't need to know that... But I'm not so afraid anymore. See, my father helped me. Earlier this evening had every intention of giving up my claim to the throne. And my mother 0helped me, by telling me it was ok, and by supporting me like she has for my entire life. But then I wondered how I'd feel after abdicating my role as Princess of Genovia. Would I feel relieved, or would I feel sad? And then I realized how many stupid times a day I use the word 'I.' And probably all I ever do is think about myself. And how lame is that when there's like seven billion other people out there on the planet, and... sorry, I'm going too fast. But then I thought, if I cared about the other seven billion out there, instead of just me, that's probably a much better use of my time.
See, if i were Princess of Genovia, then my thoughts and the thoughts of people smarter than me would be much better heard, and just maybe those thoughts could be turned into actions. So this morning when I woke up, I was Mia Thermopolis. But now I choose to be forevermore, Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi, Princess of Genovia.

這些都是女生的，第一個我有改一部分配角的，但我真的人為第一的句子特別有詩意，抒發女人對擺托封建束縛激情，對愛的渴望。不過片子不是特多人看過。

順便介紹你個網站：http://www.whysanity.net/monos/
裡面的都是經典獨白，如果你有喜歡的電影，你可以從中查。

順便建議你，要不要考慮學唱<don't cry for me agentina> 貝隆夫人的獨白，或是moulin rouge紅磨坊里的獨白？雖然是唱的，但比較好背。

『伍』 求文，娛樂圈文

第116分鍾，德國隊球員Leo拿球內切，突破兩人防守低射進球。

1-0！

終於打破雙方至今均交白卷的局面。

瞬間全場的德國隊球迷都沸騰了，站起來嘶吼尖叫，一掃之前緊張焦急的情緒。

「Leo！」

「Leo！」

葉深深和周圍人一起哭喊出那個名字。

沒有人管流淚會不會丑，臉上妝容會不會花，都在最大力的聲嘶力竭。

賽場上的德國隊球員也狂喜不已，紛紛簇擁著Leo將他高高舉過頭頂，像傲睨群雄的戰神。

驕傲，意氣風發！

葉深深感覺有什麼東西不斷在胸膛里升溫發酵，想要噴薄而出。

最後卻都只化為擦不幹的眼淚。

因為除了繼續支持他，球迷身份的她什麼都做不了。

而短短的慶祝進球時間過後，賽場上也重新恢復了秩序，球迷們都平復好心情重新落座。

葉深深的目光繼續混在千千萬萬的目光里，追隨他起伏跌宕。

四分鍾後，主裁判吹響終場的哨音。

這次不再只有球迷們抱頭痛哭，德國隊的球員們也都止不住淚流滿面，緊握拳頭狂奔吶喊。

時隔八年，第一次到第三次，他們蟬聯桂冠，再次榮耀世界！

這一切成就都和一個名字緊密相連。

Leo Von Habsbury！

12歲便以驚人球技進入大眾視野，15年來獲獎項榮譽無數，問鼎巔峰的世界頂級足球運動員。

球迷們從未質疑過的神話！

散場時已經快到午夜，葉深深在球場外和正門自拍了一張合影。

傳到空間相冊。

喧囂的人群還沒有遠去，她撥了撥被風吹亂的頭發。

最後回頭看了一眼球場的夜景。

包里的手機突然振動，她邊穿越人群拿出來看，來電顯示：劉乾。

她的經紀人。

「乾哥，真早啊。」

葉深深心算了下時間，國內現在才是清晨，說早並不為過。

「比賽已經結束了吧。」

「我給你訂了明天中午飛H市的航班，狼煙劇組缺個配角，你過去試試。」

「具體的安排我待會兒會給你發郵件，注意查收。」

「自己小心記者。」

說完好像覺得不妥，補了一句，「算了，真被拍到的話應該高興才對，說明還有點存在感。」

娛樂圈是不怕你紅也不怕你黑，就怕你完全透明的地方。

透明到媒體懶得搭理，沒有曝光沒有熱度。

葉深深聽他自問自答的自我疏導有些好笑，打開車門坐上駕駛座。

「我知道了，謝謝乾哥。」

掛了電話扔進包里，隨手打開午夜電台。

因為今晚的賽事，換了幾個電台節目都是在說關於足球的話題。

Leo Von Habsbury這個名字被反復提及。

葉深深一路聽著回到酒店，感覺很累，就好像所有的精力都消耗在了剛才那場聲嘶力竭的哭喊里。

原本以為自己會很快入睡的，沒想到洗漱好卻發現只有困意沒有睡意。

閉上眼睛滿腦子都是Leo的模樣。

賽場上揮汗如雨的奔跑，進球後喜怒不形於色的淡然，領獎台上手握獎杯終於露出一絲笑意……

她摸過手機解鎖屏幕，剛才抓拍的幾張照片正躺在相冊里。

隔著有些遠了，拍得其實並不是很清楚，但就是無腦的覺得，三百六十度，他怎麼看都好看。

看著看著又忍不住翹起嘴角。

欣賞完點開微博客戶端，熱門話題里有幾條關於德國隊奪冠的，但因為沒有太多網友的關注和討論，所以熱度一般。

這也可以理解。

德國隊的球員們沒有開通微博，球迷們就是想慶祝都找不到主角和聚集地。

葉深深把Leo舉著獎杯的照片傳上去編輯。

輕輕一點發布。

葉深深V：我快不行了！！！我男朋友怎麼可以這么帥啊啊啊啊啊！！！惹我一臉鼻血！！！恭喜再創歷史么么么么(╯3╰)

每日一痴漢Leo的任務刷完，終於滿意的放下手機睡覺。

她不擔心所謂的形象問題，畢竟除了認證身份寫了演員外，她和走在大街上的路人其實沒有什麼不同。

說得好聽點是個明星，但不過是個不能更三線的小演員。

還是群演一類。

快兩年的時間里，出演過的電視劇用十根手指就能數完，扮演的角色還全是沒台詞或者台詞不超過三句的炮灰。

名氣大小最直觀的體現在了她微博的粉絲數量上。

8437。

活躍粉和僵屍粉的比例是一四分。

完全沒有名氣。

所以她才肯定不會有媒體關注她，或者無聊到找她麻煩。

因為純粹是浪費人力物力的行為。

而劉乾要管的藝人不少，都沒時間管她，哪裡還會管她的微博，玩就玩吧也不影響，別捅婁子就行。

第二天一早，葉深深起來收拾東西。

最後看了眼微博。

依舊簡單，兩三個鼓勵性的轉發和評論，問她圖上的男人叫什麼。

葉深深耐心回復，然後打開隨意團軟體預訂酒店。

落地到H市已經是深夜。

這邊的影城她之前來過兩次，還算比較熟悉，酒店就訂在附近。

葉深深辦理好入住手續後，臨睡之前又把劉乾給她發的郵件打開來看了看。

她要扮演的是一位亡國皇帝的舞姬。

就一幕戲，陪皇帝喝酒嬉笑，然後敵軍攻打進來，她被下令拖走。

台詞勉強超過歷史記錄，有四句：

——皇上，再來一杯嘛！

——皇上，我怕。

——你們是什麼人？快放開我！

——皇上，救我！

配角？

配角也是要爭要付出才能拿到的，哪裡輪得到她撿漏。

葉深深無所謂的笑笑。

至少她這張臉在群演里還挺大殺四方的。

第二天上午拍完舞姬的戲後，葉深深剛准備打電話和劉乾說一聲，對方反倒掐著時間打來了。

又給她接了一場戲。

歌姬，兩幕，能唱五句詞。

雖然唱的要後期配音，但不管怎樣臉是她的，比起舞姬稍好一點。

於是葉深深在H市多停留了兩天才回B市。

沒有通告，暫時也沒有劇組需要配角，她便整天閑賦在公寓里。

做飯運動上網。

關注Leo的最新動態。

剛開始兩天搜索出來的還都是和賽事有關的新聞，到第三天也就是賽事結束一星期後，鋪天蓋地的新內容才取代了賽事結果。

#Leo宣布退出球壇#

葉深深一開始以為是自己眼花了，然後安慰自己是不是有同名的球星。

再後來她希望是看差了內容。

Leo沒有宣布退出球壇，他只是退出德國國家隊而已。

但Leo宣布退出球壇的聲明已經被各主流媒體傳得紛紛揚揚，由不得她不信，想假裝看不見都不行。

「親愛的球迷們，

日前，我正式做出退出足球球壇的決定。不再被德國國家隊徵召，不再加入任何足球俱樂部。

……

感謝足球和你們給我帶來的所有美好回憶。

你們的，

Leo Von Habsbury。」

葉深深說不清楚自己是什麼樣的心情，既感到高興又感覺失落。

很矛盾。

高興他終於不會再因為足球負傷，也不會再為比賽背負壓力，同時又失落自己再不能光明正大的看他。

但不管怎樣，她支持他的決定。

說好要一直支持他的。

葉深深邊擦眼淚邊一字一句認認真真的敲下鍵盤。

葉深深V：那年夏天很高興你能來，謝謝你陪伴我走過的十年！德國情懷是因為你，足球情懷是因為你，恍如隔世也是因為你！求你以後一定要好好的！！！Leo Von Habsbury，請允許我繼續愛你！！！

這一整天葉深深都坐在電腦前刷關於Leo的消息。

她不厭其煩的搜索Leo的中文名字和外文名字，把球迷們發的紀念微博全點了一遍贊。

許是也有球迷和她做著一樣無聊的事，所以微博自發布後就不斷收到有新消息的提示，獲贊、獲轉發、獲評論無數。

到後來，越刷越心裡難受的葉深深索性關了微博頁面，擺出眼不見心不煩的鴕鳥心態。

和家裡接通了視頻。

因而錯過了正悄然發生變化的微博熱門內容。

誰能想到一周前德國隊獲得佳績的時候，微博幾乎可以說是風平浪靜。

但僅一周之後，德國隊的領軍人物Leo卻猛然一躍，成為了微博上家喻戶曉的存在。

不是因為他獲得的榮譽。

也不是因為他退出足球球壇的新聞。

是因為他的顏值。

營銷號和段子手集體上線，把Leo的背景資料和照片找了出來，編輯了層出不窮的段子和長微博。

混血、顏好、禁慾、學霸。

而且據知情人士透露，Leo很低調，但家世還絕對不簡單。

粗暴的概括，卻包含了所有瑪麗蘇小說男主的設定。再加上Leo曾被《時報》評為全球最性感男球星。

簡直堪稱是殿堂級夢中情人的典範！

想不紅很難。

所以這天晚上熱門上掛的幾乎全是關於Leo的微博。

而且隨著媒體報道，湊熱鬧的網友們也加入了進來，開始深挖和Leo有關的人事物。

很榮幸，葉深深靠著「明星」這個還算能吸引網友關注的頭銜，被娛樂媒體相中並扒出來，特意用了一個小專題報道了幾句。

然後她就在毫不知情的情況下被成為了Leo的頭號花痴腦殘粉。

兼娛樂圈裡難得一見的一股敢說敢不要形象的清流，順利再出道走進大眾視野。

葉深深沒趕上直播。

等她第二天打開微博客戶端，以為系統故障給她串了別人的號的時候，她的粉絲數已經變成八萬。

默默了解完事情的前因後果後，再默默關了私信功能。

葉深深更新了一條微博。

葉深深V：感謝我男朋友男女老少皆宜的魅力助攻［doge］［doge］［doge］如果粉絲數換成錢，我肯定已經一夜暴富。

配圖：

『陸』 德雲社於謙唱的快板同仁堂的台詞。要完整的

《同仁堂》表演者：於謙

《同仁堂》台詞如下：

哎，那同仁堂啊，開的本是老葯鋪，

先生好比這個甩手自在王。

葯王爺就在上邊坐，十大名醫列在兩旁。

先拜葯王後拜你，那麼你是葯王爺的大徒弟。

這個葯王爺，本姓孫，提龍跨虎，手捻著針。

內科先生孫思邈，外科的先生華佗高。

孫思邈，醫術高，三十二歲入的堂朝。

正宮的國母得了病，走線號脈治好了。

一針治好娘娘的病，兩針治好了龍一條。

萬歲一見龍心喜，欽身點他在當朝。

封他文官他也不要，封他武將就把頭搖。

萬般出了無計奈，欽身賜柬大黃袍。

在一旁怒惱哪一個，惹惱了敬德老英豪。

為臣我東擋西殺南征北戰跨馬掄鞭功勞大，

你為何不賜那黃袍？

一副鋼鞭拿在了手，手拿鋼鞭趕黃袍，一趕趕到八里橋。

葯王爺，妙法高，脫去了黃袍換紅袍。

黃袍供在葯王閣（gao），黎民百姓才把香燒。

王閣裡面有欄櫃，那欄櫃三尺三寸三分三厘高。

一邊撂著軋葯碾，一邊供著鍘葯刀。

鍘葯刀，亮堂堂，幾味草葯您老先嘗。

先鍘這個牛黃與狗寶，後鍘檳榔與麝香。

桃仁陪著杏仁睡，二人躺在了沉香床。

睡到三更茭白葉，膽大的木賊跳進牆。

盜走了水銀五十兩，金毛的狗兒叫汪汪。

有丁香去送信，人參這才坐大堂。

佛手抄起甘草棍，棍棍打在了陳皮上。

打得這個陳皮流鮮血，鮮血甩在了木瓜上。

大風丸，小風丸，胖大海，滴溜圓，

狗皮膏葯貼傷寒。

我有心接著葯名往下唱，

唱到明兒個也唱不完，

我唱的是：祝各位身體健康福壽雙全！

於謙，漢族，1969年1月24日生於北京，祖籍陝西藍田。相聲演員、中國國民黨革命委員會成員、北京搖滾協會副會長、北京馬術文化節兒童馬術推廣大使。

1982年考入相聲班學藝，在校期間跟隨相聲演員王世臣、羅榮壽、高鳳山、趙世忠學習。1985年拜師石富寬先生。1995年畢業於北京電影學院影視導演系。

《同仁堂》，傳統相聲，串連了一百多味中葯。原表演者高鳳山。《同仁堂》的文本巧妙地用中葯材的名字講了一個「木賊」頗有趣味的故事。

同仁堂，是全國中葯行業著名的老字型大小。創建於1669年（清康熙八年），自1723年開始供奉御葯，歷經八代皇帝188年。

在300多年的風雨歷程中，歷代同仁堂人始終恪守「炮製雖繁必不敢省人工，品味雖貴必不敢減物力」的古訓，樹立「修合無人見，存心有天知」的自律意識，造就了制葯過程中兢兢小心、精益求精的嚴細精神，其產品以「配方獨特、選料上乘、工藝精湛、療效顯著」而享譽海內外，產品行銷40多個國家和地區。

(6)doge台詞擴展閱讀：

《同仁堂》，傳統相聲，串連了一百多味中葯。原表演者高鳳山。《同仁堂》的文本巧妙地用中葯材的名字講了一個「木賊」頗有趣味的故事。

同仁堂，是全國中葯行業著名的老字型大小。創建於1669年（清康熙八年），自1723年開始供奉御葯，歷經八代皇帝188年。

在300多年的風雨歷程中，歷代同仁堂人始終恪守「炮製雖繁必不敢省人工，品味雖貴必不敢減物力」的古訓，樹立「修合無人見，存心有天知」的自律意識，造就了制葯過程中兢兢小心、精益求精的嚴細精神，其產品以「配方獨特、選料上乘、工藝精湛、療效顯著」而享譽海內外，產品行銷40多個國家和地區。

『柒』 《凹凸世界》被封神句的經典台詞有哪些

我覺得《凹凸世界》被封神句的經典台詞是“我將奮戰至死亡，今後的世界誰敢稱王”等，今天，我將帶你領略凸凹世界的幾個經典台詞。《凹凸世界》是最近非常受歡迎的卡通片。所以，在這樣一部受歡迎的漫畫中有一些經典的台詞。讓我帶你看看。他的眼裡有星辰大海，是騎士觸不可及的光芒——安迷修。國產動畫《凹凸世界》中的角色。凹凸競賽的參賽者被稱為“雙劍合擊者”和“最後的騎士”。

突然有點心疼黃金。他看起來像一個陽光明媚的少年。從礦業星球登格魯星來看，這個星球在上帝的意志下承受著沉重的勞動和稅收。為了改變地球的命運，金的姐姐三年前參加了凹凸競賽，但再也沒有回來。為了找到姐姐，改變他家鄉星球的命運，金找到了他姐姐走過的路，並在他長大後踏上了凹凸大賽的旅程。所以我覺得《凹凸世界》被封神句的經典台詞是“我將奮戰至死亡，今後的世界誰敢稱王”等。

『捌』 二次元令人印象深刻的萬惡台詞有哪些

我覺得二次元中令人印象深刻的萬惡台詞是為什麼你這么熟練啊。

niconiconi

niconiconi源自《可愛的小精靈》中的矢澤妮可，用中文翻譯成笑著的小香香。當她說這句話的時候，她還配備了一套經典動作，照片不知道有多尷尬！niconiconi後來被改編成多種版本，甚至由於他過度的魔法和惡魔般的動物而被改編成性感的搖晃腿神曲。結果，許多人看到這個手勢，立刻想到了niconiconi。

所以我覺得二次元中令人印象深刻的萬惡台詞是為什麼你這么熟練啊。以上均為個人觀點。